I bet he comes in French.
Its about making memories worth repressing
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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