She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
