But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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