im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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