Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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