Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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