so that wasnt chicken after all
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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