Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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