...so i touched it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
