That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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