billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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