I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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