i just wanna soil my oats bro
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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