if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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