U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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