Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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