Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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