One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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