Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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