Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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