You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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