We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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