I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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