Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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