it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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