his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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