The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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