She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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