i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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