That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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