I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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