Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
