if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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