You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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