Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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