Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
fuck your aforementioned shoe
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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