Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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