i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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