I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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