Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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