How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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