South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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