I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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