i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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