I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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