Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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