Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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