508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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