Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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