I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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