Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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