Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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