We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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