He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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